10. If you don't, you'll have to get a real job.
9. You enjoy the confused look on people's faces when you tell them about your thesis project.
8. You think it will justify your arrogance.
7. You want to experience what it was like to be a slave.
6. You don't know what you would do without classes, exams, and writing papers.
5. You want to spend your entire 20's in the library.
4. You like your relatives whispering behind your back, "He's almost 30, and he's still in school." Like your slow and had to be held back a grade.
3. You love furnishing your apartment with stuff from Goodwill, eating Ramen noodles, and living in the apartment that was such a "great deal" (falling asleep to gunshots from the ghetto 1/2 blocks away every night).
2. You love living in poverty level. Hey, you're in a great tax bracket.
1. What the hell else are you going to do anyway?