Because I'm so good at hating:
1. People who take the elevator to go DOWN 1 floor. Argh!
2. My alarm clock.
3. Slow drivers (cliche)
4. Bicyclists who don't stop at red lights (they make it harder for the rest of us who choose to follow the rules).
5. Bush (I fear prosecution so this is number 5, but in reality it's #1.)
7. Stupid people
8. Stupid people with guns
9. The South (Sorry, I'm just being honest.)
10. Short days and cold winters
11. Cold weather
12. Cell culture
13. 3T3L1 adipocytes
14. St. Louis
17. Answering the phone
18. Talking to strangers, esp. on the phone (I'm weird, okay?)
20. Soccer moms