Because I'm so good at hating:
1. People who take the elevator to go DOWN 1 floor. Argh!
2. My alarm clock.
3. Slow drivers (cliche)
4. Bicyclists who don't stop at red lights (they make it harder for the rest of us who choose to follow the rules).
5. Bush (I fear prosecution so this is number 5, but in reality it's #1.)
6. Guns
7. Stupid people
8. Stupid people with guns
9. The South (Sorry, I'm just being honest.)
10. Short days and cold winters
11. Cold weather
12. Cell culture
13. 3T3L1 adipocytes
14. St. Louis
15. Olives
16. Cooking
17. Answering the phone
18. Talking to strangers, esp. on the phone (I'm weird, okay?)
19. S.U.Vs
20. Soccer moms
4 comments:
No! I hate the phone. It scares me. It's one of my weird phobias.
Phonophobia--I kid you not. I also fear sudden, loud noises (think fireworks and bubble wrap). B.t.w., I only ran 1/2 of a marathon, not a full.
Come on. I'm not that bad. I call my mom or my sister almost every other night. And I can call technical support when I'm at lab with only a little apprehension. I just hate it when the phone rings at home or when I have to call for pizza or something.
Are you going to work on desensitizing me from sudden, loud noises too? Lots of people enjoy using this weakness to get a good laugh. During one of my rotations, the guys in the lab kept hiding dry ice in Eppendorf tubes around the lab. The pressure builds as the ice evaporates, making a little bomb as the top of the tube pops off. I literally hid under my desk, much to their amusement.
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